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[April, 1990] Best Served Cold

April 4, 1990

Dear Journal,

I finally figured out a way to get back at sleaze-ball!

What I did was write him an anonymous letter about how I was in love with him and gave him some clue to who I am by giving Elaine’s description (Elaine said it was O.K.).

Today I’ll write him another letter saying to meet me/her in the library, and the whole gang will be there, then Elaine will say “can you come outside with me?” and we will follow her outside then yell “JERK!” and he will be SO embarrassed and humiliated!

Why get mad when you can get mad and even?

Oh, the plotting. Dealing with heartbreak is one thing, but add a dose of betrayal and mere wallowing just isn’t enough. This isn’t to say that I didn’t do my share of moping behind closed doors (there were still plenty of tears), but I needed another outlet for the bad feelings.  Planning revenge while nursing a broken heart seemed like a perfectly reasonable solution.  And what better revenge than a scheme that could teach sleaze–er, Mitch a lesson about his nefarious womanizing ways? Who wouldn’t wither under such cruel humiliation as being called a jerk, loudly, in public? That would show him!

The elements were in place and we just needed to see if Mitch would take the bait…

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  1. February 10, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    This? Might be my favorite so far. A fake-out secret admirer note AND the utter humiliation of the WHOLE GANG calling you a jerk? Oh my. What a nefarious plot.

    • damiella
      February 10, 2010 at 8:59 pm

      I like to think of myself as the Alexis Carrington of my elementary school.

  2. May 13, 2011 at 7:09 am

    THIS REVENGE IS SUCH AN AWESOME IDEA!!!!!

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